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Friday Frolic For 11-14-08
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Shopkeeper? Company owner? Icon? Who the hella is it? Take a guess in the comment section…. I’ll reveal the person’s identity next week!
The last POD’er? None other than our own Hidden Dragon! Did you catch the clues? The words hidden and draggin’ were in italics!
So who’s the shopkeeper this week?
Hubba! Hubba! I know all you snakes think she’s cute! The ink was barely dry on her driver’s license here!
What delight did I find on YouTube this week? Ahhhhhh….. just for my lovely minions…..
Ok….. what awful joke did one of my “friends” send me this week?
Redneck Medical Terms
Benign – What you be, after you be eight.
Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – what doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section – a neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan – searching for kitty
Cauterize – made eye contact with her
Colic – a sheep dog
coma- a punctuation mark
D & C – Where Washington is
Dilate – to live long
Enema – Not a friend
Fester – quicker than someone else
Fibula – a small lie
GI series – world series of military baseball
Hangnail – what you hang your coat on
Impotent – distinguished, well-known
Labor pain – getting hurt at work
medical staff – a doctor’s cane
Morbid – a higher offer
Nitrates – cheaper than day rates
Node – I knew it
Outpatient – a person who has fainted
Pap Smear – A fatherhood test
Pelvis – second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative – a letter carrier
Recovery room – place to do upholstery
Rectum – darn near killed him
Secretion – hiding something
Seizure – a Roman emperor
Tablet – a small table
Terminal Illness – getting sick at the airport
Tumor – one plus one more
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – nearby / close by
The weekend is for relaxation, but everyone still has to be fed. Here’s an easy recipe to try!
Ritzy Chicken
Ingredients:
3-4 chicken breasts, boiled and cubed
1 (10 1/2 ounce) can cream of chicken soup
1 (10 1/2 ounce) can cream of mushroom soup
1 (16 ounce) container sour cream
Ritz crackers (2 sleeves)
1/2-1 1/2 cup butter
salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
1. Mix together soups and sour cream.
2. Stir chicken into mixture.
3. Pour into casserole dish.
4. Crush the Ritz crackers and sprinkle on top of chicken mixture.
5. Melt butter and pour across top.
6. Cover and cook at 350F until heated through and crackers are browned.
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Friday Frolic For 11-07-08
Posted by: | CommentsHooray! The weekend is upon us! Time for a bit of fun and frivolity! Yeah…. don’t ask me why this is a month late! *rolls eyes*
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Shopkeeper? Company owner? Icon? Who the hella is it? Take a guess in the comment section…. I’ll reveal the person’s identity next week!
The last POD’er? None other than our own lovely JenL! Did you catch the clues? Her site is Designs By JenL… the CafePress address for her shop ends with lovejml. That’s why the words/phrases “designs by” and “love” were in quotes!
So who’s the shopkeeper this week?
Awwwwww! Ain’t she just the cutest thing? Don’t be draggin’ yer butt when you try to guess the shopkeeper! The clues are right before your eyes…. none of them are hidden… I swear!
What delight did I find on YouTube this week? NOTE: There’s a small commercial at the end, but I couldn’t help myself! I love this bird!
Ok….. what awful joke did one of my “friends” send me this week?
Bad Day!
A woman was having a really bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. Completely upset, she cries, “I’ve had horrible luck all day! What in the world should I do now? I’m down to my last $100!”
An elderly gentleman next to her calmly suggested, “I don’t know… Why don’t you try playing your age?”
He walked away but moments later, he was intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!
After rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he was stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asked, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replied, “I don’t know…. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!”
The weekend is for relaxation, but everyone still has to be fed. Here’s an easy recipe to try!
Easy Beef Stew
Ingredients:
2 lbs. beef stew meat
4-5 medium red potatoes
1/3 cup flour
14 oz. can diced tomatoes (undrained)
3 cups frozen stir fry onions and bell peppers
2 cups water
salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
1. Wash potatoes and cut into quarters. Place potatoes in the bottom of a 4 quart crockpot.
2. Mix flour, salt and pepper. Toss beef in mixture until well coated. Add to crockpot.
3. Add tomatoes and water. Stir.
4. Cover crockpot. Cook on low for 7-8 hours until beef and potatoes are tender.
5. Add stir fry vegetables. Stir.
6. Cover crockpot. Cook on low for 45 minutes or until vegetables are hot and tender. Serves 4-6.
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Friday Frolic For 10-3-08
Posted by: | CommentsHooray! The weekend is upon us! Time for a bit of fun and frivolity!
Shopkeeper? Company owner? Icon? Who the hella is it? Take a guess in the comment section…. I’ll reveal the person’s identity next week!
Don’t you “love” this picture of a little girl with her grandma’s kitty? Grandma never dreamed that people would clamor to get “designs by” her grandbaby some day.
What delight did I find on YouTube this week?
Ok….. what awful joke did one of my “friends” send me this week?
LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS…..
Several primary schools were doing a project on “The Sea.” Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the ‘better’ ones:
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6).
The weekend is for relaxation, but everyone still has to be fed. Here’s an easy recipe to try!
Easy Chicken Casserole
Ingredients:
3 cups chicken – cooked and cubed
1 small can mushrooms (drained)
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup water
1 tablespoon melted butter
1 box Stove Top Stuffing
Directions:
1. Spray rectangular casserole dish with cooking spray.
2. Spread cubed chicken across bottom.
3. Spread stuffing mix over chicken.
4. Mix mushrooms, soup, water and melted butter.
5. Pour mixture over chicken and stuffing in pan.
6. Cook at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.
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