POD For You!

Shopkeeper? Company owner? Icon? Who the hella is it? Take a guess in the comment section…. I’ll reveal the person’s identity next week!

The last POD’er? None other than our own Hidden Dragon! Did you catch the clues? The words hidden and draggin’ were in italics!

So who’s the shopkeeper this week?

Hubba! Hubba! I know all you snakes think she’s cute! The ink was barely dry on her driver’s license here!

What delight did I find on YouTube this week? Ahhhhhh….. just for my lovely minions…..

Ok….. what awful joke did one of my “friends” send me this week?

Redneck Medical Terms

Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Colic - a sheep dog
coma- a punctuation mark
D & C - Where Washington is
Dilate - to live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - quicker than someone else
Fibula - a small lie
GI series - world series of military baseball
Hangnail - what you hang your coat on
Impotent - distinguished, well-known
Labor pain - getting hurt at work
medical staff - a doctor’s cane
Morbid - a higher offer
Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - a letter carrier
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Rectum - darn near killed him
Secretion - hiding something
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Tablet - a small table
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
Tumor - one plus one more
Urine - opposite of you’re out
Varicose - nearby / close by

The weekend is for relaxation, but everyone still has to be fed. Here’s an easy recipe to try!

Ritzy Chicken

Ingredients:

3-4 chicken breasts, boiled and cubed
1 (10 1/2 ounce) can cream of chicken soup
1 (10 1/2 ounce) can cream of mushroom soup
1 (16 ounce) container sour cream
Ritz crackers (2 sleeves)
1/2-1 1/2 cup butter
salt and pepper to taste

Directions:

1. Mix together soups and sour cream.

2. Stir chicken into mixture.

3. Pour into casserole dish.

4. Crush the Ritz crackers and sprinkle on top of chicken mixture.

5. Melt butter and pour across top.

6. Cover and cook at 350F until heated through and crackers are browned.